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Ragedy for the most part they get that nough Jam every day They want the happynding I want the happy Passage To England Barbadian Londoners Speak Of Home ending and what would that be in this situation As far as I can see there is no way to have a true happynding Either you make a living girl a vampire Or you pull out the deus Bilingual Readers Volume 1 Spanish English Espaol Ingls ex machina and make the vampire a human Neither option will be unsulliednough to be fully satisfactory Personally I would rather see the girl become a vampire though I wish the character would take it a little seriously than she has Because my sense of fairness would be violated if the vamp miraculously becomes a human But no matter how it Felted Feathered Friends ends I fear I will be disappointed as thendings of both books have been so thoroughly let downs I cannot imagine the author has it in her mind to tack a new course at this point How do I have the audacity to be so critical Have I written a New York Times Bestseller Two three Not yet I don t Colors even know how to review this It s really bad But very fun to read And I am not able to be objective of it at all because it holds so much nostalgia This should suffice Ohhh yeah I made a BookTube Video all about my scandalously unpopular twilight opinions check out the video to see itif you dareAnyway onwards to the review Forbidden to remember terrified to forget it was a hard line to walk Really cringing at my younger selfAnd yetI still loved itSo I guess I m cringing at my older self too Before you Bella my life was like a moonless night Very dark but there were stars points of light and reason And then you shot across my sky like a meteor Suddenlyverything was on fire When Bella gets a paper cut during her birthday she in typical ridiculously unstable fashion slices her arm open and stuffs it with glass She becomes surrounded by seven thirsty vampiresWhile she manages to make it out alive Edward is horrified by what his family has the potential to do How is this a surprise They re bloody vampires Edward does the sensible thing and completely The Sinking Of The Lusitania Unravelling The Mysteries erases himself from her life Bella does the sensible thing and completelyrases her mind She throws herself into this weird fugue state for the first few chapters I honestly have no idea how to live without you Codependency for the win Seriously their relationship is so messed up when I think about it 100 year old man 18 year old girl I mean technically it isn t statuary but give Edward a few wrinkles and a stooped walkand this book would be giving off a whole different vibeLooking back now I don t understand how I was Team Edward for this book Poor Jacob did all that work with healing Bella only to get thrown aside as soon as a little sparkle dances her way I remember my sixteen year old self absolutely crying when Bella goes into the fugue state after Edward leaves and bawling again when he came back I kept thinking This is TRUE love Woah Nelly At least I don t *FEEL THE SAME NOWRIGHT THE 2018 *the same nowright The 2018 Reading Challenge An allegoryAudiobook CommentsThe girl voices done by Ilyana Kadushin were alright but her version of male voices were rather terrible Picture a girl with the scratchy cold voice That s 20th Century Ghosts every guy in the book SighYouTube Blog Instagram Twitter Snapchat mirandareads Happy Reading Stephen King once said Stephenie Meyer can t write worth a darn She s not very good I couldn t agree Stephen With that we shall kick this off with a joke Heh This re reading is brought to you courtesy of Project Hindsight I m sorry folks I just could not get through this shit book another time However since I ve already read it a few times I feelxtremely confident in skipping to the review But first can someone please Maya The World As Virtual Reality explain to me why this book is 563 pages Seriously how is it possible a book with almost no plot can be so long When I first read New Moon back in 2008 I didn t like it In fact I m notven sure why it had three stars because I remember being super frustrated Even though Edward and Bella s relationship deeply disturbs my soul Bella is so incredibly boring without him I m not Adn Fatal even sure how Stephenie Meyer managed 563 pages Truly I m amazed because I can sum up New Moon in one big picture But let s get on with it I ll go into some detail for yaThe book starts off on Bella s 18th birthday a day she has been dreading for months only because in her mind she will be one year older than Edward So she makes a huge production about people not celebrating her birthday but the Cullens ignore her and Alice plans a party Before Edward forces her to attend they watch Romeo and Juliet the book s supposed theme and they have merry little conversation about Edward s contingency plans once Bella dies Now let s not forget they ve only been dating for a few months Yet here they are making out and talking about killing themselves in thevent of the other s death How romantic Don t Schnider A Harp Seal Story even ask me the logic behind how they canven kiss when his teeth are supposed to be venom coated Stephenie Meyer gives some bull shit xcuse she must have learned from ass grab 101 But I digressFinally they make it to the birthday party Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper almost single handedly nds this series on page 29 Unfortunately to my dismay his attempt was foiled by Edward Eddie handedly The Force Of Karma ends this series on page 29 Unfortunately to my dismay his attempt was foiled by Edward Eddie Bella out the way and she crashes into the glass plates slashing up her arm Pause let s think about that scene a bit Who s bright idea was it to have glass plates With a human In a room full of vampires That drink blood Isn t Alice psychic Why didn t she see Bella cutting her finger on the wrapping paper Wait don t think about that because if you spen. Omprend pas ce brusue retournementt sombre dans la dépression Elle reprend le dessus peu à peu Atrvete Propuesta Hereje Contra La Violencia En Mxico et s’aperçoit u’en courant de graves dangerslle peut John Muir And His Legacy The American Conservation Movement entendre la voix d’Edward Elle décide alors de s’exposer régulièrement Dans ce butlle restaure de vieilles motos avec Jacob. D all your time contemplating the stupidity we ll never get through this reviewObviously Eddie is not happy with the American Conservation Movement John Muir And His Legacy events that went down at his place and Bella further irritates him by apologizing forwait for itbeing human Bella you know you ve been hanging out with mythical creatures too much when you start thinking your humanity isn t normal But anyway Eddie does what any loving boyfriend would do after their girlfriend is attack by their brother he ignores her And because Eddie is Alpha Male Edward and Bella is Submissive Mary Sue Bella she doesn t confront him about it Instead she waits for him to be ready On the third day of ignoring her he drags he into the words and chucks up the deuces Thexchange goes a little like this Alpha Male Edward tells Submissive Mary Sue Bella firmly No I don t want you to come You re no good for me And she pretty much agrees realizing how much of a waste of space she is Then Edward just pours salt all over her open wound and tells her Don t do anything reckless or stupid he ordered no longer detached Do you understand what I m sayingI m thinking of Charlie of course He needs you Take care of yourself for himI nodded helplessly Wow Relly You re just going to let him order you around like that How about you look after yourself FOR YOU first Empty Nest Hardcover everyonelse second Awesome Bells Can I call you Bells Not only do you have ZERO self preservation skills but also no self confidence Just awesome There s only about a million or so girls looking up to you as a role model No pressure to be a strong female character You could have walked away from this with grace but no instead all your dignity flies out the window when you pull a bitch move and run after Edward through the woods Then she defaults back to Fuck my life mode and slips into a depression for four fucking months I find it kind of funny her depression was longer than their actual relationship Heh But this wasn t just any depression it was some serious shit I always had nightmares now D Incanto Si Cresce Favole Poesie every night Not nightmares really not in the plural because it was always the same nightmare You d think I d get bored after so many months grow immune to it Or how about this Even my outsides looked different my face sallow whitexcept for the purple circles the nightmares had left under my The Edge Is Where The Centre Is eyes Myyes were dark Grow Wild enough against my pallid skin that if I were beautiful and seen from a distance I mightven pass for a vampire now Once again I find myself asking the uestion Where are her parents Why did Charlie let this go on for FOUR months She should have been in counseling or something But Meyer thinks she can just pacify readers by Renee sending a random Alfie And Grandma e mail here and there or Charlie just suggesting she seek help only to be shot down by Bella Fail So much fail All that considered that s notven the biggest problem I have with this book Bella soon figures out she can conjure up hallucinations of Edward if she does something reckless or suicidal This is where Jake comes into play Bella uses Jake like Vicarious Paris A Candid Memoir And Guide To Visiting Paris With Insights On Food Nightlife Living Like A Local And More everyonelse to get what she wants by asking him to fix up two motorcycles she found and giving her riding lessons She figures it to fix up two motorcycles she found and giving her riding lessons She figures it be the perfect thing to help her see of Edward I suppose she simply forgot how big of a klutz she is and once the bikes are fixed the lessons

COMMENCE THE FIRST TIME SHE GETS 
The first time she gets she falls off and Jake the only one with common sense thinks they should call it a day before she gets hurt But Bella thinks this is BK and she can have it her way and gets back on the bike Chick has gone batshit crazy and she promptly busts her ass But she doesn t care because her mission was a success She got to see and hear Edward Her next brilliant idea is to throw herself off a cliff during high tide The first time I read this I was secretly hoping she would drown but the other two books already were published so it was a hopeless wish Oh and I almost forgot to mention the actual plot LOL Funny how that happens when there isn t one huh LOL "The She vamp Victoria is scoping out the area trying to get to Bella But her "She vamp Victoria is scoping out the area trying to get to Bella But her is VERY small in this book like the plot so we don t really need to talk about her I suppose the wolf pack is worth mentioning They re pretty much a bunch of wannabe werewolves that run around with their shirts off That s all you really need to know about them So finally Alice shows up in chapter 18 because she thought Bella was trying to commit suicide close My Crazy Terrible Life My Book Of Poems enough Alice And through a nice littlexchange of he said she said BS Edward is off to Italy to kill himself This causes Bella to go into hero mode and race to Italy and save Edward I really don t care Tongue Groove enough to give my thoughts on the race to Italy Thatntire part was rushed and anti climatic There isn t Virgilio S Alethea even a fight scene Instead here is a timeline courtesy of Reasoning with Vampires Thanks for the link Cait and Jen Anyway they get back to good old Forks and Bella composes a vote onveryone s thoughts of her joining team undead Edward is at a steady no along with Rosalie But veryone lse says Hell yes Like becoming a vampire is a party or something Funny thing is when Bella asks Jasper he goes And she s all Hmm yeah that s not weird at all Not the least bit creepyIn the last few pages Edward and Jake have a little pissing contest and Edward proposes to Bella The End Yawn Thank God it s over Now where s my fuckin chocolateMy Twilight Review can be found hereBONUSOh yeah bonus time Cause what s a review without oneuick If I were to light Edward on fire what would he becomeview spoiler hide spoiler. Le fils de Billy Une amitié amoureuse se noue A Toca Das Fadas entreux Mais le retour soudain de Victoria The Whistleblower Rooting For The Ref In The High Stakes World Of College Basketball et Laurent jette le trouble à Forks Bella se retrouve trauée Ellest sauvée in Att Bli Och Vara extremis par le clan indien des Protecteurs ui ne sont autres ue des loups garousnnemis héréditaires des vampir. ,

Uhg I read Twilight and was sorely disappointed in it but I had heard through a series of acuaintances that this one was better that it introduced werewolves and slightly healthier relationshipsI was deceived It was awful not as bad as its predecessor but still pretty bad Right off the bat Bella is crying about how she hates her birthday and dreads aging and wants little to do with her birthday This was a annoying to read through because I kept thinking to myself What teenage girl thinks this way Perhaps they do but when I This is the worst Spoil alert Literally nothing happens When she was 12 me and my daughter Georgia went to see Twilight After the movie I asked her what she thoughtTHAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER she said And Have you Aimer Et Laisser Mourir ever been reading Twilight and been like wow I wish I could read this bookxcept with no romance a ton of suffering a protagonist who s heartbroken to the point of nonfunction for most of the book way of the characters you don t care about and also a lot of Rodney And Splodge Go To Topaz Town Rodney S Adventures Book 1 extraneous Native American stereotypingBecause if so Stephenie Meyer wrote this book for youYou have to hand it to Steph for a writing a smash hit book and then being like I wonder what would happen if I took all the good fun stuff out of this and then added a bunch of bad stuff Kind of a baller move Especially since it workedAnyway I have a soft spot for these books a mile wide due to a little something called I was thirteen when Edward Cullen changed my life forever andven I had a hard time getting through this one This series is not well written and the characters are not likable and the romance is insta lovey AT BEST All they have going for them is being funHopefully Stephenie Meyer got the memo in time for my reread of EclipseBottom line The best part of this whole book is when like 5 whole months are just blank pages turns out the only thing i needed to become team jacob was 9 years and the harsh hit of realityreview to come 2 stars Lui Sa Perch even when i was 13 i knew this book wasnot goodwhat better time to reread it than in the midst of a reading slump You may have heard me rant about the previous novel Twilight I decided to read the seuel just to see if it will get betterBoy was I wrongFirst off we began with Bella Swan bitching about how old she s getting because Edward stays 17 forever and since her birthday is coming up she ll be one year older than her perfect lover Um older than him Looks wise yes but these dumbasses don t realize is that he s 100 YEARS OLDER THAN HER WHAT THE HELL IS HE EVEN DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE What really makes me annoyed with this couple was the fact they were comparing their relationship with Romeo and Juliet It s nowhereven close to that because you two ha Keep in mind that though this review is about to wheel off into an angry rant this book is good The series is addictive And as I said previously about Stephanie Meyer if you want to cease brain function for a few hours she s your girlThe beginning is slow the middle is gold the nd is lacking The she s your girlThe beginning is slow the middle is gold the nd is lacking The pages to represent months passed in zombie depression great ideaNow my problem My problem is
NOT SO MUCH WITH THE STORY 
so much with the story it is *perhaps with the idea behind the story and thus the author herself *with the idea behind the story and thus the author herself all starts with Romeo and Juliet Stupid kids Yes yes the great tragedy of love Please note the word tragedy came before the word love Because without the tragedy there would be no story What would the story be otherwise I m not going to presume to rewrite Shakespeare at least not for the hypothetical purposes of illustrating a point in this review I will say that I find it sad and unfortunate that Meyers insists on her characters not only admiring Romeo and Juliet not the play but the hormone addled teenagers who committed suicide rather than take a minute to think it through but specifically referencing the star crossed lovers in near direct comparison to her protagonist and the lover vamp Her main character also can be caught reading Jane Austen but on that later My point Impossible love is a great story No doubt And Meyer s characters the human girl and the vampire um Buffy and Angel anyone are certainly in an impossible situation Great perfect wonderful The difficulty No where to go That s what makes Romeo and Juliet a tragedy That s why Buffy and Angel never got back together What choices has she left us Either the human becomes a vampire or the vampire in what would be a HUGE cheat becomes human again So Make the human a vamp right Problem solved Well despite the flippancy with which so many of Meyer s characters approach this option to do so would be a tragedy of sorts Because in Developing Your Portfolio Enhancing Your Learning And Showing Your Stuff A Guide For The Early Childhood Student Or Professional effect it would be suicide a lifended to be with the man she loves so senselessly that it makes you wonder how she could admire Jane Austen at all Yes Jane Austen writes about love but take a look at Sense and Sensibility Jane Austen recognizes that love is complex than the simple lust of it while Romeo and Juliet barely get a chance to blink before they marry screw and die much like the carrion flies Romeo references Strength of character not the sweaty passion conuers all Clear conscience and unerring moral fortitude conuers class differences social stigmas and familial disapproval And so they all get to live happily Skin Of The Earth Stories From Nevada S Back Country ever afterThis is your dilemma Stephanie Meyers You ve laid the groundwork not for a Jane Austen like happynding despite the odds but a Shakespearian tragedy that will not only leave the audience sobbing but foaming mad Frankly the readers of today don t want a Bella fête ses 18 ans La soirée d’anniversaire ue lui organisent les Cullen tourne mal la jeune fille se blesse Noiva Irresistvel et la vue de son sang provoue des réactions diverses chez les vampires Trois jours plus tard Edward lui annonce u’il ne l’aime plust ue sa famille déménage Bella ne ,

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